Read Before You Read

My wonderful blog followers, I want to share a very valuable piece of information with you, however from the moment you see this special information, you sign, however cryptically it may seem, a binding contract. If you do not want to sign this contract, then close this blog, and continue wasting your time on the internet, like on facebook. You may be wondering: What exactly am I signing this contract with? The answer is your soul. If you do not complete what this binding contract entails, then your soul will leave you, and you'll basically be a zombie. I do not think that is what you want.

Contract: I __(name)___ solemnly swear to use the information that I see--"The Special Stuff"--for the most important thing that that one thing is good for.*

The Special Stuff

Tommy Piolata
Room 220
114A Via Massimi
Rome, Italy 00136

*Note: "the most important thing that that one thing is good for" implies a letter. In other words, you have to write me a letter or you will lose your soul. 

I'm sorry that I had to get through all the professional business of this post. You just have to do what you have to do. Anyway, all that aside, I'm excited to be pen-pals with all of you who signed your soul to sending me at least one letter!